Friday, April 13, 2007
Singing Tangerines
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Bull! Pit-Bull!!
Museums of Music
Sunday, April 08, 2007
TRANCEMASTER
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Robots in Disguise
Friday, April 06, 2007
The Final Act
Thursday, April 05, 2007
The Aussie Prince of Persia!
The Most Wanted Producer
Yes, Timbaland is much more than a hyped commercial phenomenon! He is an artist, a true creator of art! An innovator! And as yet another sign of his versatility comes news about his upcoming work on the British COLDPLAY’s forthcoming album and also his revitalising force on my childhood idols, the veterans of DURAN DURAN’s upcoming opus!
Techn Problem!
www.bia2.com/pourya
Friday, March 30, 2007
Collectible Chick-Flick
I’m not a fan of so called “chick-flicks” or movies about female-bounding/fighting! And of course “the Devil Wears Prada” isn’t a flick that I normally enjoy watching (even though I can’t say no to miss Hathaway in her naughtier outfits and “sluttier” roles! hehe). However I just bought this Swedish Limited Edition of the movie for my girl friend who happens to be a fan of both chick-flicks and fashion (she just loves her SHOE-BOXed “Sex and the City“ collection)! Alright, …I ADMIT that I wanted the cool DVD-package in our collection!lol Anyway, two bird with one stone eh!! ;)
The funny part is that this edition is Swedish! Often it’s the Asians that come up with the most clever and beautiful special/limited editions, but lately the Europeans in general and Swedes in this case have started to understand the market for such collectibles! They have learned that with a nice package they can reduce the risk of piracy and subsequently a commercial flop!
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Strike THE pose!!!
As a music fan listening to music, whether you’re a kid imagining yourself a ROCK-/POPstar or an adult trying to “feel” the music, you often find yourself striking familiar poses. As if these poses are imprinted in our collective subconsciousness! You either grab the MIC and sing without sound (miming) or grab your invisible guitar and take wild swings at its even more invisible strings (playing air-guitar)! However there are also those like me who have ever since they remember been a fan of ELECTRONICA and as such fascinated with synthesisers and keyboards of different kinds. When I was a kid, listening to music and having the “urge” to close the eyes and striking a pose none of the common poses mentioned above were found suitable for the music played! Sure you could always imagine yourself by a stationary gear tapping on the keys, but since back then most keyboard players were more or less in the background while the vocalists and guitarists shone in the foreground it was nothing exciting or fun to imagine. Halleluiah, then the “remote keyboard” (MIDI REMOTE CONTROLLERS) or so called “belly synths” came into the picture! Although today a device often ridiculed and locked in the museum of music as a relic, it was the saviour of the charismatic keyboardists back then and not to forget a popular product in the Iranian industry (just watch the old music videos). Like a loyal sidekick it came and lifted its owner under the spotlight! Suddenly the keyboardist became just as famous as the vocalist and the guitarist! And the pinnacle of its popularity came when the French ELECTRONICA prodigy Jean M. Jarre adopted and developed it as his mighty EXCALIBUR. When he appeared on the city skyline, with the wind in his hair, the look in his eyes and the custom-made YAMAHA KX5 in his hands it was as if he RULED THE WORLD!!!
Monday, March 26, 2007
Jarre is Back!
A brand new album by the French Electro-Maestro Jean Michel Jarre, entitled TEO & TEA, is released today. The album is a soundtrack to the life and relationship of a digital couple, two kindred spirits with kindred name! Each song belongs to one phase of their relationship. In TEO & TEA Jarre has once again returned to his 80’s inspired COMPUTER GAME/FILM SCORE flavour of Electronica! The album cover represents the music perfectly, where the dark and ambient scenery lifts the colourful neon features! Its melodic and energetic! Make sure to get the limited edition with a bonus DVD!
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Gift to Myself!
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Monday, March 19, 2007
To Buy or Not To Buy?
On Friday Sony’s new game console PlayStation 3 will be launched in the European market! A few months later than Japan and USA, because of postponing! I still haven’t decided whether I should pick it up or not! Not just yet! Its far too expensive for being what it is, a GAME console! I guess the integrated Blu-Ray player, the 60 GB hard-drive and all other goodies thrown in make it worth all the money spent! But the thing is that I don’t need any other goodie other than a good and powerful GAME console! Anyway, at the moment the cons outweigh the pros, the price is $ 950 -1000 and no decent game is available before later on this year when Assasin’s Creed (I’m drooling!) and Ninja Gaiden Sigma are released, but still I cant help but to feel a bit tempted to show up at the GAME store first thing on Friday …!
Friday, March 16, 2007
Comedy COUPLING
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
BOOTY BATTLE!
Beyonce ft. Shakira - Beautiful Liar! What can I say, it should be a dream coming true but except for the pseudo Arabic booty shaking showdown at the end I’m deeply disappointed with the director of this video! I mean come on, you got two of the showbusiness’ mightiest booties in one room and don’t do them justice?! How on earth did you manage to do that?!lol Its like having two exotic peacocks in the shot and not showing their beautiful tail-feathers shaking!! Artsy-fartsy by all means, but when it comes to quality thighs and booty you just cant hold back on the ”meat and potatoes”!! Hand over the cam to me and I’ll show you how it should be done!! hehe! ;p
Sunday, March 11, 2007
“300″, a Comic Conspiracy?
The visually and conceptually faithful cinematic adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel “300” is soon shown on cinemas everywhere and as it was expected it has already generated fury and protest among many Iranians with letters and petitions being written to the production company! Why all the fuss you might ask, well its because the genius artist Miller’s (who also created “Sin City”) graphic saga is based on an actual historic event that involves Persians! And as if it wasn’t enough to provoke Iranians Miller has in his fictional mystification and exotication of the event, beside throwing in all sorts of supernatural and mythological elements like beasts and giants also depicted Persians as tribal savages with an almost androgynous king as Xerxes! In other words as “fantasy-freaks“!! It should also be mentioned that in no way has the artist or the company presented or marketed this graphic novel as historically precise and accurate! Not a filmic dramatisation based on Herodotus’ account in other words but rather as what it is, namely a commercial movie adaptation of a fictional story based on an historic event developed and ornamented in the mind of a comic book artist/author! And finally turned into a movie as a nod to the “Sin City” success and the whole lucrative business of comic books-turned into-movies!
But despite knowing all the facts I cant help but to feel slightly irritated and offended by “300”! It’s an unjustified and awkward feeling that I do NOT want to have, yet do so! Logically I should not be offended by seeing a misportrayal of the Persians in a comic book! Yet I get so! And its wrong! I should know better!! Since its all about fiction and fantasy and do not in any way claim to be historically “accurate“! If it was based on other nations or historic events would I be equally upset? Of course not! Do I share the Kazakhstanis furry over Borat’s (Sacha Baron Cohen) misportrayal of them? Of course not, I even accuse them of having a lack of humour and self-distance! Yes, its all about self-distance and its my self-distance and cultivated sense of tolerance that is being compromised here by a latent yet deeply rooted sense of Iranian nationalism or better said “pride” that surfaces every once in a while! I am not against nationalism, but rather its manifestation in the most illogical and destructive fashions! Just like in the case of “300”! I’m illogically upset and offended by something that is not offensively meant! So I’m going to intentionally snap out of it and reinforce what’s being jeopardized here, namely common sense and tolerance!!
Watch “300” as what it really is, a comic book-turned into-movie! Pure entertainment, not a lesson in history! Watch it as a practice, even if it feels awkward!!
Note: the image shows Xerxes as imagined by Miller, both as a comic and cinematic adaptation!
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Happy Women’s Day
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Sofia from Sweden
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Swede-Iranian Feature …s!
God bless the sexy actress Nadia Björlin and her best-of-both worlds‘ “feature …s“, hehe! Half Iranian, half Swedish! Can one even ask for more?! No wonder I feel so nationalistic all of a sudden!lol hehe, God bless her, and her “prominent” feature …s of course! ;p
Full-size image:
http://www.bia2.com/review/nadb_full.jpg
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Error on the Poster!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
I ...EAT ...YOU!!!
tip: A Semla is preferably washed down with a glass of milk and a few cheesy R’n’B ballads!lol
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Fairytale for Adults
Friday, February 16, 2007
Club Classics
I’ve just bought this triple CD!
From its earliest underground days till now, FANTAZIA presents a solid anthology of CLUB CLASSICS! A release with a sexy cover and fine package design! A gem for all collectors!!
Website:
http://www.fantaziamusic.co.uk/
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Corny is Cute!
And at a risk of sounding even cornier, I must say that my absolute favourite VD-gift to give/get is a MIX-TAPE (hey, I grew up in the 80s!lol)! Or better said a MIX-CD, since the cassette tapes despite their retro-charm are functionally obsolete! Unfortunately!
Custom-MIX CDs for the people you love! Put a little personal touch on the covers as well! Whoever they now might be, some actually prefer this personal item over a generic BLING BLING!! Any day and especially on THIS day! I know I do!
http://www.amazon.com/High-Fidelity-John-Cusack/dp/B00003CXGA/ref=pd_sxp_grid_i_0_0/104-8016936-4711140
About Valentine’s Day:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine’s_Day
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Poetry POP
Monday, February 05, 2007
Djalili! …Omid Djalili!!
Finally!!! Omid Djalili has released his comedy routine on a DVD!! This long-awaited release is a must have item for my collection! I simply LOVE this genius comedian who has found a unique way to bridge the Eastern and Western cultures through an eclectic blend of humour! He is also a brilliant but underappreciated actor! His portrayal of the young Pablo Picasso was extraordinary in “Modigliani”, one of my absolute favourite movie of all times!
short bio:
“Omid Djalili is an award-winning British-Iranian actor/comedian. Not only acclaimed as one of Britain’s funniest stand up comedians, he has also featured in films including ‘The Mummy’, ‘Gladiator’, ‘Spy Game’, ‘Modigliani’, ‘Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow’, ‘Casanova’, and will soon be seen in ‘The Allottment’ and ‘Pirates of the Caribbean III’. On TV he did two seasons of ‘Small Potatoes’ on Channel 4. In the States he signed a talent holding deal with NBC in 2002 and co-starred with Whoopi Goldberg in her sitcom ‘Whoopi’ which ran from 2003-04. Most recently Omid has been commissioned to do his own series for BBC1, ‘The Omid Djalili Show’ to be seen in 2007.”
here is a clip of what you can expect:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmRRC4QU-As&mode=related&search=
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Robbie is a Pet Shop Boy!
Lyrics:
Suburbia’s a slipstream
To a memory
Of a time when you were
Close to me
I pretend
I’m there again
I close my eyes and see you
Better than before
Then I feel you touch me
And it’s 1984
I know what you will say
Before you startIn my heart
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
Every thought’s a fashion
Or a crime
And every boy is just
A waste of time
But I pretend
It was different then
Maybe it’s a habit
Maybe it’s a sin
But I find out
When I try it on
It crawls beneath my skin
Once it gets inside me
It won’t go
Now I know
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
Rent
Shopping
Being boring
It’s alright
It’s a sin
I’m not scared
In denial
I want a dog
I want a lover
Can you forgive her?
Do I have to?
What have I?
What have I?
What have I done to deserve this?
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
We’re the Pet Shop Boys
Friday, January 26, 2007
Prince of Persia, the Movie
Saturday, January 13, 2007
The Snowman
In 25 years I have been enchanted by the animated masterpiece “The Snowman”! Each winter it comes along and takes me back on a nostalgic trip to a long lost childhood of hope and innocence! Still today its amazing blend of flat yet vibrant colours, melancholic yet euphoric melodies bless me with a warm and fuzzy feeling that lasts through the cold and nurtures the soul!
And then the Heroes came along!
As a devoted LOST fan I’ve had a hard time finding other series in the same calibre that can satisfy my hunger for “intelligent entertainment” and at the same time keep me craving for more and more! Until I was recommended “Heroes” by fellow LOST fans who had seen the sought-after potential in the new TV-series! Now that I’ve personally watched all 11 episodes of the first season I must admit that I’m truly impressed! I began watching it with almost no doubt in my mind and with a high level of anticipation and faith! Unfortunately the pilot managed to almost put me off! However slowly but surely the show started to grow in its concept and accelerate in its narrative to a full-fledged EPIC tale!
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Ximer
XIMER (REMIX reversed) is a CLUB ACT consisted of singer/songwriter/producer Al Nakari and singer/songwriter Sandra. I personally love the dreamy dance music and angelic vocals of the duo! Check them out at:
http://www.ximer.com/
http://www.myspace.com/ximermusic
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Killing Game
I am a fan of computer games! But just as I’m very fussy about comic books there is also only a few stylistic approaches and themes that appeal to me when it comes to game. One of my absolute favourite games these past years has been the Prince of Persia (PoP) trilogy! The game has in a miraculous way met all my expectations from a game and in a way also realised my childhood ideas about how a great story/movie should be! A balance blend of action and adventure combined with historic exoticism and mythological mysticism. Now that the Prince of Persia series is put on hold I’m eagerly waiting for a forthcoming game from the same creative team at UBISOFT. The game entitled “Assassin’s Creed” is neither stylistically nor thematically far from the PoP games, but at the same time while the PoP was a linear game AC got the entire environment as an interactive field to explore! And while PoP was more of a fantasy game AC is based on actual historic facts which makes it credible! Its about Altaïr and his clan of assassins (Hashashin) in the ancient cities of Jerusalem, Damascus and Acre amidst the third Crusade. The game is to be from the Next Generation series created for XBOX 360 and PS3, and from the demos I’ve seen so far its gonna be a hell of a game! You can practically freeze and cap each frame of this promising game and print it for wall-hanging!
And knowing that the history's cutest game programmer/producer Jade Raymond is leading the project doesnt exactly kill the excitement! hehe!
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
High Pitched Mika
Friday, December 08, 2006
Natural Discrimination
Not that I oppose the purpose and effort of the animal rights activists, but one question has always bothered me! What does it take for an animal to have its rights protected by humans? How comes its always those animals that look and behave closer to us as a specie that get the attention and worry? The mismanagement of cows as cattle is rightfully campaigned against, but not the boiling of living lobsters!? You don’t see many activists rally against that! Why? Cause the cows look cuter or make a sound when they are hurt? Aren’t these campaigners aware of the silent yet cruel mass-murder of hardworking ants they happen to commit on a daily basis without having a single thought on where they embark and what they step on, let alone remorse about it? What about spiders and all other bugs that have been unfortunate enough to be endowed with a ”creepy” look by nature, don’t they deserve a life without getting discriminated by us self-righteous humans? Are they less worth as creatures because of their appearance? I guess even the better nature of us humans discriminates against our ”others”, no matter what specie!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Retro Princess
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Lost Loose Ends
50 reasons why I love AND hate LOST! I want to know what hides inside the box, NOW! But they take their time to unwrap it for me! Pleasantly teasing and tormenting me to revelation, like a skilful lover on the way to an orgasmic climax!!
The mind-puzzling and attention-consuming enigmas of both pleasure and frustration, all listed here! Read and remind yourself of why you just HAVE TO have patience and wait until the show returns in February 2007!
http://tv.ign.com/articles/745/745595p1.html
Get Get a Life!
I have always been a fan of comic books! Though I seldom find a theme that captures my interest ever since I was a child I have been mesmerised by comic art! In recent years however the focus has been shifted from the classic superhero themes to more mature and satirical themes with a post-modern caricature-sque style! Recently I discovered a graphic novel (collected comics) in hardcover which I highly recommend! Read the description below and if you too find it appealing do not hesitate to get your hand on one copy!
”Only a few of French cartoonists Dupuy and Berberian's delightful Monsieur Jean stories have previously appeared in English, but this volume collects translations of the earliest ones, originally published in the mid-'80s. Jean is a smalltime literary figure—a novelist, translator and jazz collector—on the cusp of 30, realizing that life is moving faster than he is. He's got an apartment too cheap to leave, with a landlady he can't stand; his old friends are getting married, having children, casually revealing long-ago betrayals and inflicting their own life disasters on him. He's fine at attracting women, but can't sustain a serious relationship for long. By the end of the book, he's repeatedly playing daddy to other people's babies and recalling the days when the life of an artist and culture-vulture seemed a lot easier. Dupuy and Berberian play Jean's not-quite-midlife crises as whimsy, though, with occasional goofy fantasy sequences in which he imagines himself guarding the castle of his bachelorhood. The book's artwork is breezy, simple and very European (everyone's got gigantic, near-abstract noses, and the landscapes of Paris and Lisbon are lovingly caricatured); its smooth playfulness helps to alleviate the sting of its well-aimed darts toward the moments when the bohemian life begins to curdle.” - Publishers Weekly