Saturday, August 01, 2009

Babes of Paradise

The Pussycat Dolls keep sexing up the world of entertainment by breeding one sizzling all-girl act after the other! Their latest offspring is the international Paradiso Girls whose video for the song “Patron Tequila” (talk about product endorsement!) is an eye candy and one of those videos which has almost completely met my expectations! The song has taken its beats from the Dolls’ HIT “Don’t Cha”, it even reminds of its music video aesthetically. Which in this case is a positive thing!

Girlfriend material

One of my favorite PORNSTARS, the über-sweet and super-sexy Sasha Gray, has done a Traci Lords! Well not exactly, since while Traci left the adult industry all bitter and for good Sasha has just crossed over to mainstream cinema while still being active in the adult counterpart.

She is starring in the lead role of the acclaimed producer/director Steven Soderbergh’s experimental and RedOne cam-shot “The Girlfriend Experience” which is being shown in international film festivals at the moment.

I’m attending a screening soon and am looking forward to meet miss Gray in person. Please don’t envy, or …by all means do!lol btw, the tag-line of the film goes “see it with someone you ****”! hehe, I love it! ;)

Portrait of a beloved

My late dear grandfather was a painting artist. He was my teacher and source of inspiration when I was a child. I remember sitting next to him on weekends, when he attended to oil painting up in our family house’s attic. I sat beside him one day back in 1996 and quickly draw this sketchy portrait, I was 21 back then. He passed away a few years ago and ever since I have been searching for this portrait which I felt captured his smiling spirit as I always saw it! A while ago I found it in a long lost folder, together with many other drawings of mine from that time. God rest his soul …

Sax Appeal

Miss Candy Dulfer today, looking just as saxy and sexy as she did 20 years ago! I remember the summer of 1989 and “Lilly Was Here”, the HIT-theme of the not so famous Dutch movie “De Kassière”. Eurythmics had just split up and Dave Stewart gone solo before Annie Lennox, if I recall correctly. In this instrumental duet he invited a young unknown saxophonist by the name of Candy Dulfer. Candy became an instant success much thanks to her being beautiful, her catchy Candy name and a sex appeal (her debut was titled “SAXuality”) to go with the unconventional instrument! She came to set a new trend for other female musicians with classic instruments and sex appeal to follow the same path, artists such as the Aussie all-female quartet BOND and the Swedish-Finish violinist Linda Lapenius (who took it one step further by playing in nothing but a bikini!). Today, 20 years after, I am still enjoying miss Dulfer’s sassy classy sax appeal!

Naturalborn posers?

Speaking of posing for pictures, in the post about the 7th Music Band written days ago, people sometimes ask me how comes I tend to strike a pose when being photographed. I know I do and I have been thinking about it and come to the conclusion that its more of an automatic reaction than a conscious move. Of course through the years I have become more and more aware of the fact that I tend to do that, but ever since I was a kid even when I wasn’t fully aware of being photographed I happened to pose when I found myself facing the camera! Like in this candid pic which was taken by a lurking relative when I was on a daily escapade in our family house garden.

The Sartorialist is one of my favorite blogs when it comes to both fashion and photography. The fashion photographer Scott Schuman walks the streets of the world during spare time and shoots people whom he finds fashionable and photogenic. This image, courtesy of his blog, has managed to capture, what I would like to call, a family of naturalborn posers! Look at that father and his kids, the look in their eyes and their posture. Keep in mind that this was a candid shot of random people which was snapped in a matter of seconds when meeting them on the street. Yet each one of these gentlemen looks as if he has been preparing for this shot his entire life! Conclusively my argument is that its genetic, …being photogenic.

Much more than a sexy poster!

I’ve owned this movie in more than a year now, purchased solely because of its cover! OF COURSE! hehe! And I was under the impression of it being the kind of teen-movie with next-to-no substance and ambition other than cashing in on its only worth-watching scene depicted on the poster (warning: nudity!). Boy I was wrong! It is a comedy, in a way, but far from merely shallow. Its also something of a philosophical manifest which is mainly, if not only, revealed and realized at a particular stage in life. I personally have gone through a similar one, pondering the details of being, with my own “manifest” written and archived somewhere. I especially relate to the male lead character’s interest in art and thoughts about aesthetics, the female beauty and form in particular. The transitions back and forth between comedy and drama can be a tricky one, but in this case it is pulled off and paved through an amazing soundtrack. I mean Guy Farely has scored this movie, for God’s sake! My absolute favorite soundtrack scorer who doesn’t do less than epic proportions. Overall This movie shows how a clever cover can actually stand for a clever content and not just to cover the lack of it!

European Union

France’s Sophie Marceau and Italy’s Monica Bellucci, two international sex symbols! The photos above portray them as young starlets and even though I’ve always loved both of these ladies, there is no question to whom time has been extra kind!

These European beauties have recently realized the fantasy of many men (moi included) by uniting talents in a movie called “Ne Te Retourne Pas”. A thriller which looks promising!

I can’t wait to see them together in action, joining …talents! ;)

Crocks, the dam-payi knock-offs!

I recall from my childhood back in Iran that we wore “dam-payis” of the Kafshe Melli brand, which were all one-piece roughly cut plastic footwears in all sorts of vivid colors. Cheap as hell! I found them incredibly tacky even back then. A couple of years ago when the Crocks hit the stores I had a horrible flashback! Just couldn’t believe my eyes! It was as if the Western world had waited decades to copy our crappy dam-payis!lol And what baffles me is that these became popular and are still popular, while they should be fashionably illegal! *%¤#”!!lol

Watch the Watchmen!

Even though I’ve always been a comic-book geek I had never read Alan Moore’s critically acclaimed Watchmen! Simply because I choose my comic-books based on the artwork and not the story. And while Watchmen’s story is one of the most complex stories written for a graphic novel and ranked by TIME as one of all time greatest novels, I never really liked Dave Gibbons’ POP artwork. It was first after that I had watched the movie adaptation recently that I picked it up and read for a more complete story. As a companion to the movie. Needless to say I absolutely loved the movie and yesterday I watched the Director’s Cut on Blu-ray. Wow, three hours of excellence! Keep in mind that even though it might come across as one this is not a generic super-hero story! Just disguised as one! I highly recommend it, especially if you like complex characters and philosophical dilemmas. If you haven’t watched it yet the DC is the cut you wanna watch. For now, that is! Because in December the ultimate cut with an essential side-story woven in will be released on five discs! Below is the Amazon exclusive set, a miniature “Nite Owl Ship” packaging.

D9

I can’t wait to watch this one! I love all the secrecy and viral marketing which preceded this trailer. Reminiscent of “Cloverfield”, which’s genius marketing sold and surpassed the actual movie!

A bit of trivia :

During the 70’s in Cape Town, South Africa, there existed an inner-city residential area where 60000 people where forcibly removed from their homes and relocated away in smaller houses away from the city center. This amounted to 1/10 of the city’s population.

The place’s name was District 6!

Restarting!

After two years of hibernation I've decided to once again update this blog! Mainly because many readers who do not have access to the Bia2 blog, due to filtering of the website in Iran, could be able to read the "miscellaneous" posts while the Iranian muisc related posts have always been updated in my other blogspot blog (revrand.blogspot.com) for them. However even though this blog wasnt updated in these two years similar posts have been posted in my Bia2 blog! For the posts of June 2007 - July 2009 feel free to visit http://www.bia2.com/pourya/?cat=5 since I never stopped updating that blog!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

The Bia2 Blog

As this blog serves more as a back-up blog and archive please do check my Bia2.com blog for faster updates and exclusive posts:

http://www.bia2.com/pourya/

Trance away the summer

The TRANCE wizard ATB’s seventh album “Trilogy” isn’t a set of three related albums as the title might mislead but rather an entirely new studio album with a crossover attempt to POP-ROCK genres and a brilliant track featuring Heather Nova. The album was released as a single CD album with 12 tracks recently but now a limited edition including a second CD packed with 14 excellent CHILLOUT tracks is on the market! One energetic and one ambient soundtrack, perfect for every kind of summer enjoyment!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

CDWOW lost, but its the Industry’s loss!

I am a loyal customer and supporter of the online store CDWOW, and they just lost a court case against the British music industry for “parallel importing” original albums from other countries (mainly from Asia) and selling them cheaper than the “standard” market RPP in Europe and mainly UK! I am truly sorry that the doomed music industry wont take off its blinders and for once see the entire picture here! CDWOW lost only so much, but the companies will lose many times that because of their obsolete policies and not being able to differentiate between friends and foes! In other words they bite the hands that feed them, much like what the Iranian industry does at times!

They should ask themselves this question: is it better to get your own “original” albums sold cheaper but in higher quantity worldwide or price them regionally so high that only few is sold and the rest illegally download the album without any kind of compensation?!!

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Religious melting-pot of Goulette


The Tunisian director Ferid Boughedir’s coming-of-age story “Halfounie - Boy of the terrace” is one of my favourite films. A couple of years ago I happened to watch another great film by him, “Un Été á La Goulette (a summer in Goulette) and just recently I managed to find a rare copy on DVD!



Synopsis:

“The year is 1967 in La Goulette - a small harbour town in the suburbs of Tunis where various cultures have lived together for ages in effortless harmony. Youssef, Jojo and Giuseppe are as inseparable as their three 16-year-old-daughters, Meriem, Gigi and Tina. In a fit of teenage provocation, the three girls swear that they’ll lose their virginity by the day of the procession of the Madonna. To make matters worse, each of them has her eyes on a boy of a different religion, thus challenging an inviolable taboo. This leads the three families to cut off all ties with one another. But the bonds tying the three fathers are too strong. They end up making up, more like brothers than ever, just before the Six Day War breaks out in the Middle East, tearing apart Jews and Arabs the world over.”


I love his films, combining the European cinematography with Eastern mentality. He has a way of unveiling the hypocrisies of the Islamic societies through subtle humour and charm! Highly Recommended!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Ready to get X-ed?!


If you’re a fan of the X-men trilogy then this boxset is a MUST for you! Containting 6 discs, it features the special version and all extra material from each movie! Avaialble only in UK!
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Canonical Clashes at the Carnival


“Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation was born a creature of light and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man forever traded away wonder for reason.”



I have no idea how on earth I managed to miss out on this magnificent TV-series when it was broadcasted back in 2003! But thanks to the DVD technology I have now journeyed through all of its 2 seasons and 24 episodes. “Carnivale” is a dark and eerie tale of an epic battle between good and evil against a backdrop of a depression ridden United States. Great casting and fantastic art direction! Takes you into a world far from your own, yet universally parallel. Unfortunately the series was cancelled after only 2 seasons, since its nature was far too mature for it own time and more suitable for today’s television audience who can “watch and think at the same time”! But despite of the early cancellation the mystical story is wrapped up rather smoothly even though leaving a door open for a future re-start, along with several mythological loose ends. If you enjoyed the ambience of Twin Peaks and appreciate the narration of Lost then don’t miss out on this TV-gem!


Saturday, May 19, 2007

Lost in Scarlett


My latest addition to the collection is the Japanese Limited Edition of Lost in Translation (wow, what a ringing rhyme!lol)! I mean who can resisit miss Johanson’s bed and bosom especially when she is lying so invitingly like that? Those Japanese know exactly how to sell a DVD!lol hahaha! By far the best looking edition out there!
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Thursday, May 17, 2007

God of PS2


After six years of loyal and consistent service the PlayStation 2 is going to leave the pedestal in favour of its successor PlayStation 3, SONY’s console for the next generation. And its swansong is God of War 2, a game that has managed to squeeze out every drop of performance that the old console could possibly offer! A perfect finale and a hell of a game! God of War 2 sums up everything that PS2 has stood for in terms of quality entertainment. The game comes also in a 2 disc digipacked Special Edition, if you consider yourself a GAMER then whatever you do don’t miss out on this edition!

Heroes will be back …on DVD!


Our friends and foes might be taking a break but Universal will release the season 1 DVD/HD DVD sets of the hit show HEROES on August 28th! It will include audio commentaries, the original un-aired pilot episode with optional commentary, deleted scenes, a making of featurette, a special effects featurette, and a stunts featurette, as well as PIP video commentaries, a Genetic Abilities test, and more! I love the show and the art work! CANT WAIT!!

Shahi Gracing Sopranos


I just watched the next to final episode of the Sopranos and seeing Sarah Shahi doing her “moves” in a guest role made me realise exactly why I love this TV-series! And the little lady of course! hehe! I only wish she had been introduced earlier as a regular member of the cast!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Speaking of Lusty Legs!

The leggy R’n'B singer Amerie releases her new album “Because I Love It” any day now! If you’re looking for SASSY meets CLASSY in the genre then by all means look it up! And by that I dont only mean up her short skirt! hehe!

God bless mother nature …

With the change of season they go in hiding! Like the rays of sunshine no one hardly sees them again once the cold hits the town! But when the gardens bloom again, they slowly but surely find their way back into the open, like homecoming birds of paradise! Like urban flowers, eventually gracing the land and pleasing the beholder’s eyes! Yes, that’s when you know that the spring has arrived, when mini-skirt clad legs attend to their annual parade! Like pillars of heaven! God bless mother nature!! ;)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

An Event To Forget!


Ever since that the numbers of countries in Europe has increased through division and independence of states and provinces, the EUROVISION has become far too crowdy for a one night event! Since a couple of years ago more than 20 of the countries need to compete in a semi-final for a position in the final. Mostly new countries and those that didn’t make it to the top list in last year’s final. Last night’s semi-final in Helsinki offered perhaps the most terrible line-up that I’ve seen during my past 22 years of EUROVISION screening! The acts and songs most importantly were of such low quality that I seriously considered to skip the show for the first time! And having also seen the entries that have been directly picked for the final tomorrow I am seriously contemplating whether I should watch this or not. Another reason is the incredibly poor art direction of the show that I caught last night, the thought of it makes me cringe! Such a show should be a feast for the eyes but last night was underwhelming!

All in all the main two things that helped me endure this show is the Polish vocalist above and the Moldavian contestant below! Hehe! God bless them! ;)

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Linkin' Up Again


After four years of waiting and 14 months of hard work LINKIN PARK’s third album “Minutes to Midnight” will hit the market this week! This album enjoys the sound of banjos, marimbas and vintage guitars and old-school sound-systems. Mike Shinoda sees this album as a natural progress in the band’s way of finding a musical maturity and to emancipate itself from the “file-under” label of RAP METAL. For collectors there is a SPECIAL EDITION with a DVD! I don’t know about you but that’s the edition I gotta have! Hehe!

The Grand Magician of Cinema

When I was a child back in Iran, in an era where VCRs were legally banned from homes and childs were lured to turn their parents in for owning the technology, I used to watch and love a special effects documentary series on the state TV in which the so called “Jaadooye Cinema” was explored. Right there I became acquainted with the work of the STOP-MOTION animator and filmmaker Ray Harryhausen. The pioneer who long before CG (Computer Graphics) animations revolutionised the fantasy genre with his primitive yet impressive special effects!

His art and innovation impressed and inspired the un-jaded little me to such extent that I started a new creative process of sketching my own creatures and used play-dough to realise them! I remember being SO proud of the results, even though I was very fussy about details even back then! Still today when I sit and watch any of his movies I find myself more engaged and visually charmed than any other so called “cutting edge” CG production of today.

If you too are a fan of this grandmaster, a mere special effects aficionado or just find my description interesting please do get your hands on “the Art of Ray Harryhausen”, a semi-coffee table book with basically the entire career of the artist documented. And most importantly including lots of images, from early sketches to actual creations. With a foreword by Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings director and one of Harryhausen’s many famous fans!


Friday, May 04, 2007

Electro-Bohemian Girls

Feel-good Electro-POP combined with BOHEMIAN vocal harmonies sum up the music of these three synthesizer-loving girls. They are hardly hummingbirds, still Au Revoir Simone’s sophomore album “The Birds of Music” has a scent of the season! Perfect for late spring weekends!

Monica and Me…


Or better said Monica and Napoleon in “N (Napoleon and Me)” is a movie that I’m eagerly waiting for! Being a devoted fan of the breathtaking Italian donna and also the excellent acting of Daniel Auteuil this is a movie I simply cant miss! If only it could head my way sooner!

“A young firebrand learns the hard way about the practical problems behind political assassination in this lavish period comedy. In 1814, with his reputation in tatters and his rule of France come to an inglorious end, Napoleon Bonaparte (Daniel Auteuil) flees to the Island of Elba, where his arrival causes no small stir among the citizens. However, not everyone is pleased with his presence; Martino (Elio Germano) is a young and idealistic schoolteacher who believes Napoleon turned his back on the ideals he fought for in the French Revolution, and doesn’t hesitate to criticize the former Emperor in front of his students. When Martino isn’t busy with his students, he attends to the romantic needs of the beautiful Baroness Emilia (Monica Bellucci), but she’s powerless to help him when his controversial opinions about Elba’s new arrival cause him to be fired. When Martino learns that Napoleon is in need of a personal secretary and librarian, he has a brainstorm — if he can get the job, he’ll be close enough to the former emperor to win his trust and then kill the despot when no one suspects. Martino is awarded the prestigious position, but once he gets to know Napoleon, the great man’s charm and wit make it difficult for Martino to put his deadly plans into motion. N (Napoleon and Me) (aka N (Io E Napoleone) received its North American premiere at the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide”

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Science of Attraction


I once wrote that the exterior of an item is to such extent important in the marketing of the item that some customers, like yours-truly, purchase it just because of that feature and without a clue about the kind of material it contains! That means that the design and packaging is a commercial argument on its own! To prove my argument I present you my latest collectible that was purchased ONLY because of its special packaging, the French Limited Edition of “Science of Sleep“. Needless to say, I haven’t even watched this movie! And there is a big chance that I wont even like it, based on the reviews that I’ve read! But still, its packaging stimulate me enough to pay the high price for such an EYE-CANDY in my collection! The vinyl looking discs alone are worth the meney spent! hehe!